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Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales X

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales X

June 20, 2018

In the thrilling conclusion to Tell No Tales, the team touches down on the asteroid previously owned by Stellar Anti-Matter. Things rapidly spiral out of their control, as the seemingly abandoned research base tries to kill them to protect its secrets. Someone is absolutely going to die.

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales Part IX

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales Part IX

June 6, 2018

The sentinels have gotten the information they need, and now they've got to find a way to get off Mars with not only the info, but their lives. This episode has a bit of everything, including a bomb threat!

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales Part VIII

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales Part VIII

May 23, 2018

The team finally heads into the Martian Quarantine Zone, to track down just what Marzuq found. They come face-to-face with some of the Zone's inhabitants and finally have a major break in their mission. It only costs them a little bit of their sanity.

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales VII

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales VII

May 9, 2018

After blowing up a hotel room, the team decides to take a break and have themselves a make over. After that, they contemplate revenge and how it's a dish best served with a side of giant aerospace craft with an insane amount of railguns.

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales VI

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales VI

April 25, 2018

The team regroups to figure out their next move, as well as find out what happened to their good pal Billy, and take some well deserved down time. Unfortunately for them, the conspiracy has no intention of allowing them to rest, and things go from bad to worse, before reaching an explosive conclusion.

Oh, also here's the image everyone was laughing at: https://imgur.com/vMWzGVu

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales V

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales V

April 21, 2018

The sentinels have been out in the cold too long, and decide its finally time to find their proxy, Remmy. Of course, that's assuming Remmy doesn't decide to find them first. Things are about to get exciting, in the worst way possible.

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales Part IV

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales Part IV

April 21, 2018

The sentinels decide to investigate Marzuq's shipping container near the Olympus Space Elevator, hoping to find the partial data he sent to Firewall. Unfortunately, they aren't the only ones interested in recovering it and drastic measures must be taken.

It's time for a Crab Battle.

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales Part III

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales Part III

April 21, 2018

The team takes a personal day, while they wait for the information they stole from the Olympus Infrastructure Authority to decrypt. Perhaps unsurprisingly, their day off turns out be involve just as much work, as their normal lives and jobs intrude. Pretty much everyone on the team makes terrible life choices, which will surely have no consequences.

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales Part II

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales Part II

April 21, 2018

The team continues their investigation into Marzuq's death with some highly illegal psychosurgery. Not content with just breaking one law, they also decide to impersonate Planetary Consortium officials and break into the offices of the Olympus Infrastructure Authority to steal confidential information. The team also contemplates dealing with the Gaping Maw gang, but when they contact Remmy to secure arms, they find their proxy incommunicado (which is slightly concerning, to say the least).

​Things are heating up in Olympus, and it looks like the sentinels are right in the center of it.

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales Part I

Eclipse Phase: Tell No Tales Part I

April 21, 2018

When data archaeologist and sometimes zone stalker Marzuq Abdul Wadud al-Bahth's stack is destroyed during a robbery, the Olympus City Police Department is more than happy to chalk it up to a case of "wrong place, wrong time;" Marzuq is restored from backup, having lost about a month of his life, and the politicians of Olympus agree that it's probably time to do something about the city's gang problem. Everything is as it should be.

But Firewall, the shadowy conspiracy dedicated to protecting transhumanity from existential threats, isn't so sure: Marzuq had contacted them with the promise of some rather important data scavenged from the Martian Quarantine Zone. Worried that Marzuq was killed to stop this information from reaching them, Firewall scrambles a team of sentinels to investigate.