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Epyllion: Friendship To Scale 8

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale 8

August 10, 2019

I turned this final game into some sentai bullshit and I am not sorry about it.

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale 7

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale 7

July 27, 2019

The clutch returns to where it all began: the Capital! They have agreed to help Ted get his strange metal cave out from under the mountain and that's going to take at least five dragons (probably more, wow!); as the clutch's adventures wind down, will they finally solve the problem of the Shadow and also deliver some dang mail?

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale 6

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale 6

July 13, 2019

This week, the dragons meet a new friend with a very strange style and name! Oh also, something something dark evil secrets of Dragonia blah blah blah.

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale V

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale V

June 15, 2019

As a shadow dragon rises in Skegness, the clutch must work together to contain the very dirty boy Chozzer! But with Buck being his worst self, Steve getting high on life (and magic fumes), and Cuiper trying to trick everyone into being friends and working together, containing the evil that is Chozzer the Dirty Boy might be too tall an order for these little drakes! Is Skegness doomed to be trashed forever?

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale IV

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale IV

May 4, 2019

This week the dragons of Skegness are celebrating their own local Mystic, Churly! To fully get into the spirit of things, the festival requires several special ingredients to make a very clean and healthy lotion to rub all over Churly's stone body, which the young dragons are charged with collecting. Things go exactly as planned, and nothing awful happens! Yay!

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale III

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale III

April 20, 2019

The Wings of Discovery are tasked with a very simple quest by the Librarian of Skegness: touch up some of the runes on a circle of standing stones. But something strange is going on at the circle, with evidence that there's something more going on! Also, Steve and Cuiper invite the darkness in, and have their devil triggers pulled!

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale 2

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale 2

March 23, 2019

In this wild fever dream of an epie-sode, the clutch tries to figure out who's stealing all the pies in Skegness before the big Pie Eating Competition! Things get very weird as Julia struggles with being sick and absolutely out of her fucking gourd thanks to some really nice medicine. This is absolutely canonical.

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale Episode I

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale Episode I

March 9, 2019

The Wings of Discovery, a clutch of raw scale drakes, is charged with a very important quest: deliver the mail to the outlying town of Skegness, which has gone without receiving any letters for two whole months! But the Darkness is rising in Dragonia, and the Wings find themselves called into solve a much bigger mystery than they could've ever anticipated; where did the Maile Delivers go? Who set up the standing stones? Why is this normal cow so terrifying? Find out the answers to these questions and more in Friendship To Scale!

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale Character Creation

Epyllion: Friendship To Scale Character Creation

February 23, 2019

In the world of Dragonia, only dragons exist! From the lowest raw scaled drakes, to the highest of elder dragons, all of Dragonia works together to understand the world, grow, and learn, usually by sending out young drakes on errands. But even the strongest of dragons must mind themselves, lest they fall into Darkness and doom Dragonia and all who live there.

This is the character creation for our Epyllion game, where everyone is dragons! Its super cute and charming!