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Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Episode VI

Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Episode VI

October 6, 2018

In the final session of Pigsmoke, the professors finally confront Cutshaw over her plans; of course they do this in their typical fashion, which means they blunder into a solution and somehow fix things. Warning: horny on main.

Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Episode V

Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Episode V

September 22, 2018

The professors prepare for midterms, while Cutshaw prepares for the final stage of her plans to fix Pigsmoke's awful, awful budget.

Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Episode IV

Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Episode IV

August 25, 2018

Our intrepid gang of educators are still riding high following their excellent zoo weekend, which is still the talk of the campus, as their students demand that all their lessons be centered around fantastical beasts and where to find them! Oh also there's some sort of hell mouth or whatever and it could seriously fuck up the university's zoning permits.

Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Episode III

Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Episode III

August 11, 2018

You ever see the movie We Bought A Zoo? Well in this episode of Pigsmoke, the worst academics ever do that, but with significantly more magic and castration (don't ask). Also, Jack Parish is back from Scotland, which probably has nothing to do with what's going on in this episode.

Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Episode II

Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Episode II

July 28, 2018

Are you ready for some wizard football?!? Well, if you aren't then you're in for a bad time, because football season is upon Pigsmoke and this year its kicking off with an absolutely huge game against Pigsmoke's rivals, the Beefington Upstates! With money still tight, the Dean has decided to go all in on merchandising the absolute shit out of Pigsmoke's awful football team. With the help of some of Pigsmoke's finest faculty members, what could possibly go wrong?

Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Episode I

Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Episode I

July 14, 2018

The school year is starting at Pigsmoke, America's finest school for wizards and witches! And with the new year comes new troubles, this time in the form of the budget creator Evilena Cutshaw. Will Pigsmoke's least successful professors be able to find a quick solution for Cutshaw's budget cuts when their jobs are on the line?

Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Character Creation

Pigsmoke: Those Who Cannot Do Character Creation

June 11, 2018

Join us, in the magical world of Pigsmoke, the greatest American institute for training young wizards and witches in a non-copyright infringing adventure of magic and whimsy, where students fight world changing dangers and evil wizards. Of course, you won't see any of that, because you'll be focused in on the mundane everyday running of Pigsmoke, from the perspectives of the professors and staff. Welcome to Pigsmoke!