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Unknown Armies: Cryptid, Alaska 4

Unknown Armies: Cryptid, Alaska 4

September 1, 2021

The 4C Cabal takes a much needed break following their purchase of an artificial tree and the discover of magikoin; the exception is, one again, Nate, who has decided to be community minded all of a sudden, for literally no reason. Also, there's a dragon in this episode!

Unknown Armies: Cryptid, Alaska 3

Unknown Armies: Cryptid, Alaska 3

August 18, 2021

Dr. Lindorm has discovered that the strange artificial trees have something to do with a disappearing patient, prompting the cabal to renew their investigation into them. Well, most of the cabal: Nate instead decides to get drunk and hook up with Bigfoot again using the CRYTD dating app. Things go about equally well for both groups, which is to say terribly and with lots of screaming and crying.

Unknown Armies: Cryptid, Alaska 2

Unknown Armies: Cryptid, Alaska 2

August 4, 2021

After their encounter with the Chaos Possum, the 4C Cabal tends to their personal lives, with the exception of Rick Ranger, who's entire body is completely broken after being stampeded by a bunch of magickally called group of forest animals. Rick's life only gets worse, somehow.

Unknown Armies: Cryptid, Alaska 1

Unknown Armies: Cryptid, Alaska 1

July 7, 2021

The 4Cs, a magickal cabal dedicated to discovering the secrets of Denali National Park, have gotten a hot tip about a newly discovered artificial tree; these trees seem to draw in cryptids, though cryptid hunters and the Furry Hunter Association makes it hard to actually get a look at them. Well, the 4Cs have their own plans on how to deal with them, as well as a magickal polaroid that can take perfectly clear pictures of real cryptids. Its time to get to work and solve the mysteries of Cryptid, Alaska!

Unknown Armies: Cryptid, Alaska Character Creation

Unknown Armies: Cryptid, Alaska Character Creation

June 23, 2021

Well, we're back to playing Unknown Armies! This time, the players are in Alaska looking at cryptids and cryptocurrency; also someone fucked Big Foot? Probably one of the more insane cabals to ever grace the tabletop and this podcast, to be honest. Find out what brings together a washed up rocker, a personal assistant with anger issues, a crypto grifter, a doctor obsessed with snakes, and a weirdo loner with gun magick in this character creation session.

Remember: its pronounce mah-GICK not magic!

Unknown Armies: The Occult Significance of Denny’s - Las Vegas, Nevada

Unknown Armies: The Occult Significance of Denny’s - Las Vegas, Nevada

October 2, 2019

The Small Business Council tries their hand at figuring out how Denny's figures into the magickal underground. It goes as well as can be expected.

Unknown Armies: In The Cards 10

Unknown Armies: In The Cards 10

September 18, 2019

The end is here! Their plans spoiled, the mayor's cult is forced into drastic measures, resulting in some very, very messed up results. The Small Business Council is on the job, ready to stop the cult no matter what. This is the final Unknown Armies campaign involving the Small Business Council... or is it?

Unknown Armies: In The Cards 9

Unknown Armies: In The Cards 9

September 4, 2019

In this, the penultimate episode of In The Cards, the cabal puts the final touches on dealing with the mayor's cult, as JP dodges (and apologizes for) an assassination attempt against him, Raven becomes a community leader, Brobert shows he's a man of peace and love, and Chuck finally deals with Bob once and for all. Also Chuck gets a nice surprise that will not come into play ever at all.

Unknown Armies: In The Cards 8

Unknown Armies: In The Cards 8

August 21, 2019

The cabal deals with the fall out of their numerous murders, which is a pretty normal sentence to think about. Brobert proves he'll do anything to win, Chuck proves he won't, and Raven does some very silly things. Also J.P. makes a new friend.

Unknown Armies: In The Cards 7

Unknown Armies: In The Cards 7

August 7, 2019

This episode gets a little blue! Brobert courts the foot fetish community and Raven makes an erotic dick cake to capture the soul of a Godwalker! Also JP has a talk with Miles and Dr. Johnson has a psych review that goes very, very well and is normal and fine.

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