The champions of the kobold village of Temperance are strong! They're the greatest! Nothing can beat them! That's why they're tasked by the village elder Very Old Man to find some moonshine and cheese after a filthy herd of cows ate and drank all of the town's stockpiles! Very uncool! But that's okay, because the kobold champions will return victorious! They're the best! The greatest! The least likely to die!